| Kommuting is weird. Kommuting is cool.
I used to do this Kommute thing every day when I got to work. I had this great commute which involved
up to 3 different buses, the Golden Gate bridge, and all kinds of weird/interesting passengers and bystanders
on my way between San Francisco and San Rafael. It was a nice peaceful way to begin and end my days,
riding along, (not-so)surreptitiously snapping photos of whatever inspired me -- Then I got laid off and no
longer had that marvy kommute to inspire me. After giving it some thought and discussing it with my comrades,
I decided that, even if i'm no longer commuting, in the traditional sense of the word, the Kommute Journal must continue.
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Monday, 06-04-01 <morning, evening, whatever - it's all the same now> Yes, I am still unemployed! Still
Laid Off and stuff. Today is the first day I haven't spent fretting and stressing about it. That's a nice change. I signed up for
all that good EDD stuff and dealt with all the important "day 1" kind of initiatives on Friday. Since then, I have been giving the Far More
Pressing and Important issue of the fate of the Kommute a great deal of thought. Where does it go from here? I have determined
that I definitely and absolutely must continue with it. I'm not sure what form it will take, but until I find a new job, I won't officially be
kommuting anywhere, so maybe I have to create my own kommute! Today, for instance, I got up kind of early, read
craigslist for a while, played video games and lounged
around in my pajamas on the couch for a couple of hours, ate a crepe and read through my Unemployment Insurance GUIDE TO
BENEFITS AND EMPLOYMENT SERVICES. A full day! Another important side note: As of Saturday, my hair is FIRE-HOT-DANGER
Red, no longer Freaky Fuchsia Purply. And now, some photos from my last official kommute to San Rafael.
      
      
Tuesday, 06-05-01 <morning> First, in the news:
The Creepy Cat Lady is in Court,
Workers Productivity Shows the Biggest Decline in 8 years, and here's squidfactory.
I just read some news, looked at job listings and drank some tea. Soon, i'm going to head out to run some errands. I have to get a move on, and I don't really have anything interesting to
write. Since I've been able to wake up pretty much whenever I want to over the past few days, I've been remembering my dreams
much more clearly than when I was waking up to an alarm, and I have to say that my dreams have been far weirder lately.
I've been spending a lot of time riding buses, exploring weird corners of the city. There are a lot of little areas I'm fairly
unfamiliar with, so I like to head out and just kind of experience them as if i'm a tourist. The good kind of tourist.
Here are a bunch of unrelated photos I took over the weekend.
       
       
Wednesday, 06-06-01 <morning> Well, I've been sending out my résumé and stuff,
and yesterday I went tromping around the Mission and had the worst omelette ever. Terrible. The hash browns were
creative though. Now I have to go tromp around somewhere else. Kids are getting out of school right about now, I keep
seeing them on the bus with their yearbooks and prom photos. Mingers!!! --
SHATNEROLOGY. I have
nothing more to say, really, but I took all these photos yesterday. looky!
      
      
Wednesday, 06-13-01 FOETUS tonight
<morning> It seems like the newspapers in this town are really in to pressing the
recession panic button lately. All these articles about the "dot com decline" and the "dot bomb" are getting on my nerves.
This article, however, freaked me out a little bit. In SF, Unemployment jumped from 3.9 percent in April to 4.2 percent
in May. I wonder how I fit in?
h4x0rz seek powerr. You know, one thing I've noticed since becoming employment-challenged is that all the dumb
entertaining websites like the Onion,
Jerkcity,
the Brunching Shuttlecocks and
SUCK and such
all sort of lose the punch they had when I was stuck in a cubicle. I'm applying for jobs though, sending my resume
all over the place and being a hip young go-getter. The only thing is that the Kommute is suffering. I'm really sorry.
I just haven't settled in to a new routine which I can exploit. Cross your fingers though, I have a good feeling about
one of the job opportunities i'm looking in to. Meanwhile, Enjoy these fine and lovely fotos from recent Muni treks.
     
     
Friday, 06-22-01 <evening> Potted Meat, Anyone?
Today I took a little journey out to the inner Richmond, seeking several items: Midget Hangers for my Midget Closet, Japanese
Canned Coffee beverages, Tasty/Freaky Chinese Snacks and possibly some kind of pot or pan item. I started out pretty
late, and when I stepped outside it was really warm and sunny and nice, and the bus came along right away. I whipped
out my camera, and I realized that I'm out of practice, so I took some warm-up photos to try to get back in to the swing
of things. When I transferred to the 2 Clement bus, I noticed this huge looming fog bank moving in quickly from the West,
which was exactly where I was heading. It was crazy and windy, and I ducked in to the bus shelter to wait, and a cool old
Russian woman ducked in with me, and she smiled at me and said "San Francisco, it's so Wild!" and I laughed and
agreed with her, and gave her the once over. She was maybe pushing 70, walked with a cane, and had a very bright
smile. She was wearing pins, and one of them said "Stop The Execution of Mumia Abu Jamal" which I thought was a
pretty cool thing for an old Russian woman to be wearing. We talked for a couple more minutes about the Summer
weather in San Francisco being so unstable and inconstant, and how, if you head up to Twin Peaks and look out across
the city, you can see how different it is in the different neighborhoods. She was pretty cool, and I wanted to ask her about
her pins, and find out more about her, but the opportunity didn't come up. We both got off the bus at the same spot, but
I headed in to Green Apple Books
while she headed in to a nearby Bakery. I didn't spend too much time in the book store because I'm trying Not
spend all of my money, but I saw many things I want. I headed out to look for other items on my list, and after checking
in 4 different shops, I failed to find midget hangers. Not hangers to hang midgets from, but like, midgey. Small
Hangers. I found Hello Kitty bowls, suitable for Ramen, and I found some UFO x-mas lights and the glitter nailpolish
I love because it changes color in the sun. I got a huge sampling of the various Canned Coffee drinks, and am currently
riding the rush after having 2 of them. Yum, yum. Here are some Clement Street links:
45 minutes in New Chinatown -
The Richmond District -
Cruisin' Clement Street
    
    
Monday, 06-25-01 <evening> It's all rainy, grey and cold out. And it's June! Yeah! I like this weather. I
got up early today even though I kind of didn't have to, and the weird thing is that I feel more energetic and I have
this odd sensation of not having totally wasted my day. Bizarre! About all I did today was send résumés
out, look at adorable poo while fiddling with graphics,
and head out to peruse the slopbucket bargains at Mac Frugal's. The selection was kind of pathetic, but I did get some
swanky 99¢ glitter argyle socks and that made the whole trip worthwhile. It was a pleasant ride winding through Noe
Valley in the rain, the route offers up some unexpected views along the way, and plenty of freaks, too. Fun! I spent a while
trying to psychically punish a mulleted guy because his appearance made the song "I can't fight this feeling"
get stuck in my head. It didn't work, though he did snarl a lot. Not a very exciting kommute, but there are plenty-o-pictures.
       
       
Tuesday, 06-26-01 <morning> kogepan and
domokun and
a Poo guessing game,
and poo candy. What do all
of these links have to do with anything? Brown, Japanese. I've just had more time to look in to weird stuff online, to catch up
on all the various onling journals and weblogs, to browse through strange foreign websites. I'm still in the phase of
treating my unemployment like a vacation. I sleep in late because my dreams have been so vivid and amusing, then I
putter. I putter around looking at classified ads, I play with the cats, I play video games. I'm going to go to a
Pink Slip
Party this week, mostly because I just want to say that I've gone to one, it's a cultural zeitgeist kind of thing. I
don't have any photos today.
Friday, 06-29-01 <morning>
The painstaking rennovation of the Doggie Diner dog continues. While I am flailing around, struggling to update the
kommute journal, squidfactory is doing a
bang-up job with consistent postings. My schedule is all screwed up and topsy-turvy, I was having a lot of trouble
trying to sleep last night, so I got up and watched the sunrise and watched the really hardcore early morning
commuters ride by, wondering what sort of emotional effect a 6 a.m. commute would have on a person, day after
day. I suppose, as a matter of survival, one would resign oneself to it, and try to make the best of it. Or maybe they
just turn themselves off, tune out, aren't really present in their bodies. Hopefully, if this is the case, they're in a much
more interesting, beautiful place. The sunset last night was amazing, I rode down to Ocean Beach around that time
on my housemate's motorcycle to buy European delicacies, and we were both stunned by the sweeping, brilliant sunset.
I know it happens every day, but I still feel really fortunate if I manage to be in a good spot to see the sunset.
    
    
Wednesday, 07-04-01 <morning> Happy explody! I'm currently out of town
and I didn't have the foresight to bring along the necessary cables to hook my camera
up to foreign computers, so for this week, I'm not going to be updating the kommute.
I have a ton of images from last weekend and Monday, so check back for them there. I'm
exploring a whole new, weird transit system, and it's blowing my fragile little mind.
Wedensday, 07-11-01 <morning> Ok! I'm back from my little mini-vacation. It was nice
to get totally and thoroughly away from it all for a bit. I even went and visited a place I once lived, briefly,
in San Jose. A little journey down memory lane. The buses in the valley
are trilingual! XIN KÉO DÂY ÐÊ XE DÙNG LAI.
Anyhow, I promised some photos, so here they are.
      
      
Friday, 07-20-01 <morning> I've had some extremely amusing, highly irregular experiences
on mass transit lately, even though I'm not regularly commuting to a particular place, on a particular bus, I've
been lucky (or unlucky) enough to be witness to some of San Francisco's biggest bus-riding freaks. This week
even offered an opportunity to quasi-kommute to Oakland, so I got to check out the Bart scene for a change.
Here's an article about cell phone use on bart. Hmm. Bart is weird. It's very efficient. Riding beneath the bay
is mildly disconcerting, however. It was also an interesting peek in to the commute world of people heading
to the financial district and the east bay. It's a very different scene from the one I used to document. One cool thing
happened, as I was heading out to Oakland I stopped in at the cafe, and the owner's face lit up as I entered and
he said "Hey! You haven't been in here forever! Where have you been hiding!? We miss you!" Aww. Here are some
random photos of graffiti and bart.
    
   
In other news, here's an article
referring to "The cesspool that is the streets of San Francisco". I have to say, San Francisco is a very strange place.
It seems like i've been privileged enough lately to witness the many swearing, yelling, bleeding faces of this city's weirdness.
Yesterday, I went out to the Richmond to get some cheap-n-tasty Dim Sum and do a little grocery shopping. While I was
waiting around at the bus stop, a mildly intoxicated, vaguely frightening man approached my friends and I asking us for
help, which I immediately kind of shrugged off, saying "no, sorry..." and he got a little teary eyed and drew our attention to
his right calf, which he'd pulled his pants leg up to expose, and to the meaty wound he'd apparently sustained as a result
of a stray bullet in a gunfight in which he was not involved. Jeez. He said he needed enough money to take the bus to
Parnassus, which is where the UCSF hospital is, so we gave him enough change to take the bus and he spent a while
talking to us, calling us rockers, telling us he played backup for Nine Inch Nails and George Clinton, telling us that he
wasn't black, that he was an alien. People are weird. He then wandered off in the wrong direction and hit up a bunch of
other people for change. I'm amazed at how mellow I was throughout this episode. It failed to really shock or surprise me.
I'm such a jaded city-dweller.
     
     
Monday, 07-23-01 <morning> Wow. I know I keep harping on all the economic alarmists in
the media, but
this guy kind of takes the cake.
The stock market isn't helping matters any. Stores are closing all over the place around the city. Friends are
getting laid off left and right, people are leaving. Poo. I'm starting to actually feel pessimistic about the
recession/depression issue. Considering what the future might look like if the current trend continues.
I don't know why, but there have been a lot of tense little arguments around me whenever I take Muni anywhere.
It seems like people are pissed off about something, the tension is palpable. Unfortunately, I only have 3
images to offer up for today's kommute installment, but they are of the highest quality.
  
Tuesday, 07-24-01 <morning> My mom's in the hospital and I feel like I should head home for the
duration, so it looks like I'll be taking another hiatus from the kommute scene, heading out of town where I won't be
able to do any meaningful updates. My mom will probably be okay and everything, she's a stubborn old goat. I just
feel like I should be there for her. In other news, the
Dow is tanking, but the guy who runs Squidfactory
has a job again, so it can't all be bad. I wish that Hifiart
would update more frequently. Like, Pot/Kettle, I know. I know. Today, as a special little kommute treat, i'm posting
some images I found last night while clearing off a couple of old memory cards. Some of them are from mid-April,
some from early-May. Bon Apetit!
      
      
Saturday, 09-08-01 <early early morning> I've totally let the kommute slip over the past month, but I
intend to keep it up. A lot has happened in the past month. My mom passed away August 9th. I haven't had a lot of
energy to devote to anything, but I have been running around taking photographs of everything. It's just sort of what
I do. I don't have any fun commute stories, so here are some photos from the past few weeks. Oh yeah, here's a
kommuteworthy
link.
    
    
    
    
Saturday, 01-05-02 <late late night> The kommute is scheduled to undergo a miraculous resurrection,
and I had this big idea to launch back in to the regular kommute postings with the coming of the New Year but I was too
busy/hung over to do it just then. Sorry for the delay. Just the same, I am jumping triumphantly back in to the wondrous kommute journal.
In the past few weeks i've taken my first trips by Cable car, and wish that more of the city was accessible in such a manner.
It rocks, and every time I ride the cables, I feel like a giddy tourist. I like the way the brakes smell like burning marshmallows,
how 9½ miles an hour feels fast when you're out in the open, listening in on the tourists chatting with the gripman,
reading that Humphrey Bogart rode in the same cable car in 1946-47. It's a little more historic and interesting than the usual Muni ride.
In recent news,
a 70-foot tree fell on to a bus and it was the bus route I used to take to San Rafael, so it's a lucky thing I don't work
there anymore, huh!
Out of fourteen people struck by Caltrain in 2001, nine were officially classified as suicides. These and more fascinating
kommute-related news tidbits can be found in the
SFGate Commuter Chronicles archive. I promise far more substance in future kommute entries, but it's nice to be back.
     
     
Tuesday, 01-08-02 <evening> Well, okay, first of all, I was remiss in my kommute duties yesterday,
and while I took a few glamorous trips aboard Muni's beautiful coaches, I was too tired to write about them so I decided I
would put it off until today. However, your patience is rewarded with 18 glorious, full color images from last night and today!
I had to force myself to sleep early last night in order to wake up bright and shiny this morning to meet a friend at SFMoma,
and it was cool to be up and mobile around the time that the last straggling commuters are heading in. I think I made a bit
of a nuisance of myself because I've fallen out of practice somewhat, photographically. It was a little cloudy while I was out,
but apparently there have been some big
fog issues mucking up travel. Not mine, though. So, the busride down was nice enough, there was the usual Market St.
hustle and bustle and hullaballoo to occupy my eyes and ears, and as I have an obscene fondness for observation, it was a
good trip. Once I got to SFMoma, I was surprised to see that there was a huge line stretching clear around the building and about half
a block down an alleyway! Boy howdy when did everyone get such an itch to see Art?! I was less surprised and pleased when
I discovered that the gigantic crowds were only there to see the big Ansel Adams at 100 exhibit before it's torn down and burnt to
a crisp. Ah well. At least they're supporting the Arts. I spent a long time looking at
this slideshow, which reminded me somewhat of the kommute photos.There were tons of catholic high school girls wandering
around biting their nails, wearing short skirts and gossiping in front of the art. Catholic school girls, midgets and brides all
have this symbolic surreal quality, if they're around, you know it's an Art Film. There was kind of a great moment during
last night's kommute, actually. Some pretty nutty characters were being loud and drunk, and one of them, a big roly-poly woman
wearing a bright red hat started hollering out, "Hey how much you pay me to beat him up!? How much!? 5 dollars!? 20 dollars? A
bag of weed?" and she kept addressing the entire bus, and everyone started snickering and laughing, and she said "Hey
they laughing at us! Haha! Is okay, we go home now and go to sleep like good kids, okay!"
     
     
    
Friday, 05-17-02 <evening> In spite all of the tremendous odds against it, I am forging ahead
with the Kommute journal. Only yesterday, my trusty companion, my stalwart
Olympus D-460 digital camera stopped working. It started spitting out hideous fuzzy images with the colors keyed
incorrectly, and the lens apparatus was making a GGGNN-GRRGGNG-GHNGNGNNGN sort of noise. This happened with my old
Olympus camera, as you may remember, a year or so ago. This time, however, I did not mash the camera to bits. I simply
put it away and cursed my luck. I'd made a solemn oath, however, to deliver on my plans to post a triumphant Kommute
entry on this very day. And here I am. Only slightly later than anticipated. How did I do it, you ask? Well, I have a
sneakier camera than the Olympus, it's a spiffy little tiny eyemodule camera for my dorky handspring visor. It's
completely low-profile. The image quality is also pretty low, but there is a really pleasing distortion effect around
the edges of the frame. It reminds me of my Holga. I am going to seek out a new digital camera but, in the meantime, I
can make do with my strange little eyemodule images.
Californians are commuting more, according to the 2000 Census. Sadly, they're all doing so alone, in their evil polluting cars. Happily,
this year on Bike to Work Day, traffic engineers said
one-third of all inbound Market St. vehicles Thursday were bicycles. Today's kommute was really more of an errand (had to
go buy a PS2, they're on sale yo) than a real life commute, but just the same, here are the photos.
    
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